Fly! Real bad (… that means good). It’s 1985 and it’s a PING PONG SUMMER for Rad Miracle (Marcello Conte), a boy who loves hip-hop and ping-pong, who has a goth sister and a Scottish dad (John Hannah), and who’s got to beat the rich kid (Joseph McCaughtry) at ping-pong in order to get the girl. Good thing that the weird Karate-Kid-trainer-type-ex-ping-pong-champion-woman (Susan Sarandon) lives next door. Freeze-frames! Split-frames! Horrible overacting! GASP! T-shirts in abominable colours! 
Oh! And I’ll be watching you, Marcello Conte, Myles Massey and Joseph McCaughtry!
